Hullo Lovely Lemons and Limes! I am 15 lesbian female cisgender please use she for pronouns, and sometimes I can do makeup well :)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

(Source: problemactic, via gnarly)

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trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

(via ruinedchildhood)

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mariofartwii:

the tragic fate of disney child stars

(via zackisontumblr)

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time for bed u little shit

time for bed u little shit

(via gnarly)

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via guy)

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via communistbakery)

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h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

(via gnarly)

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fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via ianoshea)

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